The Lyrics To My Life

2-spook:

Just in case

(Source: jesselaceypanties, via kingsleyyy)

After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.
?
? (via rumour)

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parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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sanastark:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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sunrisestoner:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

Bby

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