The Lyrics To My Life
The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid
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blakvi:

With a thousand lies
And a good disguise
Hit ‘em right between the eyes ! 

So dance, fucker, dance.

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dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

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babygoatsandfriends:

Here it is! The totes ma goats master post! 

Via x,  me, 

reddit user onezombiepanda !!!!!!

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via the-goat-barn)

zackisontumblr:

*sells possessions for concert tickets*
*sells house for concert tickets*
*sells dog for concert tickets*

*rethinks selling dog and buys dog back*

(via to-me-its-perfect)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
?
? some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

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leepahce:

#theres hope for me yet